10 Amazing Elon Musk Quotes to get Success In your Life
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Having a large vocabulary is like having a lot of crayons. You rarely use azure or ochre, but it still feels nice to have them in the box.
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Having a large vocabulary is like having a lot of crayons. You rarely use azure…
It’s that time of year where you figure out if it was seasonal or regular depression.
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It’s that time of year where you figure out if it was seasonal or regular depre…
Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you’re driving your car.
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Anxiety is like worrying that you forgot your car keys even though you’re drivi…
The most unrealistic part of any superhero show is the part where the super hero can hold down a 9-5 job, stay out late, and function properly on almost no sleep.
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The most unrealistic part of any superhero show is the part where the super her…
We spend 20 years of our life learning, to work for next 40 years so that we can afford to live out the next 20 years.
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We spend 20 years of our life learning, to work for next 40 years so that we ca…
When everyone has a self driving car, advertisers will pay for your car to choose a route that goes by their stores.
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When everyone has a self driving car, advertisers will pay for your car to choo…
There are people out there you haven’t met yet who will love you.
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There are people out there you haven’t met yet who will love you.
Sometimes being a known as a “good kid” growing up meant you weren’t very good at being a kid.
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Sometimes being a known as a “good kid” growing up meant you weren’t very good …
Admitting that you are wrong is the same as acknowledging that you learned something.
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Admitting that you are wrong is the same as acknowledging that you learned some…
It would be cool to have a movie shot by 2 directors and 2 versions released showing the protagonists and antagonists story.
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It would be cool to have a movie shot by 2 directors and 2 versions released sh…
When someone accuses you of being lazy, it’s almost always because you aren’t doing something they want you to do; so it’s a shaming tactic rather than constructive criticism.
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When someone accuses you of being lazy, it’s almost always because you aren’t d…
You realise you're getting older when the main characters aren't your age anymore.
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You realise you're getting older when the main characters aren't your a…
There is no physical evidence to say that today is Thursday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.
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There is no physical evidence to say that today is Thursday, we all just have t…
Elders feel disrespected when you don’t let them disrespect you.
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Elders feel disrespected when you don’t let them disrespect you.
The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white line and a mutual agreement to not play bumper cars.
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The only thing separating you from certain death at 65mph is a painted white li…
Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your life.
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Adulthood is like losing your mom in the grocery store for the rest of your lif…
The generation complaining about millennials not working are the ones not hiring them.
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The generation complaining about millennials not working are the ones not hirin…
You and your skeleton are the same age, but it will be around a lot longer than you will.
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You and your skeleton are the same age, but it will be around a lot longer than…
Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up for 8 hours.
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Sleep is the body’s best safety mechanism. It keeps you from screwing things up…
You don’t realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also don’t realize how fast a minute is until you’re waiting for your next set.
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You don’t realize how long a minute is until you start doing planks. You also d…
You know you are an adult when you get excited to just go home.
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You know you are an adult when you get excited to just go home.
No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets upon receiving a compliment on said dress.
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No woman wearing a dress with pockets will fail to mention that it has pockets …
A therapy dog is essentially just a regular dog who passed a program and has an “Official Good Boy” license.
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A therapy dog is essentially just a regular dog who passed a program and has an…
Giving a hug and receiving a hug are two completely different feelings.
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Giving a hug and receiving a hug are two completely different feelings.
Having a cat is a lot like having a college roommate. Most of the time you each do your own thing, but occasionally you hang out. Also, they sometimes try to eat your food and throw up in your laundry.
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Having a cat is a lot like having a college roommate. Most of the time you each…
The walls of hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of churches.
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The walls of hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of church…
One day, you will either wake up and never go to sleep again, or go to sleep and never wake up again.
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One day, you will either wake up and never go to sleep again, or go to sleep an…
Your future self may be thinking about you at this very moment in time.
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Your future self may be thinking about you at this very moment in time.
People always complain about having to get up early for the school bus, but nobody thinks about how early the bus driver has to get up.
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People always complain about having to get up early for the school bus, but nob…
Being a Millenial is like joining a game of Monopoly when every property already has a hotel on it.
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Being a Millenial is like joining a game of Monopoly when every property alread…
Becoming an adult is like driving a bus blindfolded with every passenger telling you different directions.
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Becoming an adult is like driving a bus blindfolded with every passenger tellin…
SPOiLER: ‘Growing up’ never happens. We just get larger, gain life experience (f**k up, a lot), and at some point have to pretend we know wtf is going on.
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SPOiLER: ‘Growing up’ never happens. We just get larger, gain life experience (…
It is weird how you can feel that your thoughts are physically located in your head.
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It is weird how you can feel that your thoughts are physically located in your …
No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn’t bring you what you want, it taught you what you didn’t want.
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No relationship is ever a waste of your time. If it didn’t bring you what you w…
You’re probably in a random memory of someone’s childhood.
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You’re probably in a random memory of someone’s childhood.
Mushrooms have three settings: Poisonous, Tasty, and Magic.
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Mushrooms have three settings: Poisonous, Tasty, and Magic.
It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.
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It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two…
It’s interesting how the human body can give birth to other human bodies, but cannot regenerate organs or critical body parts for itself.
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It’s interesting how the human body can give birth to other human bodies, but c…
The best types of people are the ones who tell you they’re listening, when the rest of the group seems to have stopped paying attention.
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The best types of people are the ones who tell you they’re listening, when the …
For socially awkward people, self checkouts are the best invention of the 21st century.
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For socially awkward people, self checkouts are the best invention of the 21st …
If 1 human year is 7 dog years then leaving for an 8 hour work shift is like leaving for 56 dog hours, no wonder they missed us so much.
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If 1 human year is 7 dog years then leaving for an 8 hour work shift is like le…
Humans are the most vulnerable when naked, yet there is nothing scarier than having a naked person run at you.
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Humans are the most vulnerable when naked, yet there is nothing scarier than ha…
Is macaroni and cheese “mac” because its short for macaroni… or because “mac” is an acronym for macaroni and cheese.
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Is macaroni and cheese “mac” because its short for macaroni… or because “mac” i…
Law students take years to learn all the laws, but as a civilian you’re just expected to know and obey then all.
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Law students take years to learn all the laws, but as a civilian you’re just ex…
Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you a better quality of misery.
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Money may not buy you happiness, but it does buy you a better quality of misery…
You never realise you took being alone for granted until you get stuck talking to someone who won’t shut the f**k up.
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You never realise you took being alone for granted until you get stuck talking …
Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
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Nothing is really lost until your mom can’t find it.
Next generation, there will be a whole bunch of parents that understand that it is impossible to pause an online game.
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Next generation, there will be a whole bunch of parents that understand that it…
Dreams are just non-canon episodes of your life.
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Dreams are just non-canon episodes of your life.
It’s funny how people quickly lose trust when searching a TV remote. “Are you sitting on the remote?”.. No.. “Get up”.
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It’s funny how people quickly lose trust when searching a TV remote. “Are you s…
If we worked 4 days a week and had 3 day weekends, the quality of human life would increase drastically, while also probably not affecting work production.
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If we worked 4 days a week and had 3 day weekends, the quality of human life wo…
Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretly in love with you, dreamed at you at night and you have no idea.
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Someone had a crush on you, was totally secretly in love with you, dreamed at y…
When you realise you overthink you overthink about overthinking only to overthink even more.
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When you realise you overthink you overthink about overthinking only to overthi…
Being an adult is realising that $500 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own..
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Being an adult is realising that $500 is a lot of money to owe and very little …
Anxiety is like being set on fire and trying to be calm about it while waiting for someone to put it out. But everyone around you is like, “What fire? Don’t worry about it.”
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Anxiety is like being set on fire and trying to be calm about it while waiting …
It would be kind of nice to have real time background music playing in your life just so that you know what kind of phase you are going through your life.
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It would be kind of nice to have real time background music playing in your lif…
Getting in shape sucks but being in shape is awesome. Getting fat is awesome but being fat sucks.
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Getting in shape sucks but being in shape is awesome. Getting fat is awesome bu…
No matter how hard you try not to, you are are going to bite your tongue again, and it will hurt.
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No matter how hard you try not to, you are are going to bite your tongue again,…
There’s a major chance that you’re apart of someone’s favorite memory and you don’t even know it.
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There’s a major chance that you’re apart of someone’s favorite memory and you d…
You’re probably in a random memory of someone’s childhood.
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You’re probably in a random memory of someone’s childhood.
Being polite is so rare nowadays that its often confused with flirting.
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Being polite is so rare nowadays that its often confused with flirting.
It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two minutes to decide you love a dog.
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It can take days, weeks, even years to decide you love someone but it takes two…
It’s interesting how the human body can give birth to other human bodies, but cannot regenerate organs or critical body parts for itself.
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It’s interesting how the human body can give birth to other human bodies, but c…
If, by law, everyone had to work for one year in the customer service industry in their lifetime, the world would be a much more tolerable place.
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If, by law, everyone had to work for one year in the customer service industry …
If you can look back on something you said or did and cringe , you are improving as a person.
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If you can look back on something you said or did and cringe , you are improvin…
If 1 human year is 7 dog years then leaving for an 8 hour work shift is like leaving for 56 dog hours, no wonder they missed us so much.
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If 1 human year is 7 dog years then leaving for an 8 hour work shift is like le…
Lasers were once the biggest scientific breakthrough in history, but now we use them to play with cats.
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Lasers were once the biggest scientific breakthrough in history, but now we use…
A child eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a great time. An adult eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a terrible time.
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A child eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a great time. An adu…
Anxiety is your brain running worst-care-scenario simulations. Excitement is your brain running best-case-scenario simulations.
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Anxiety is your brain running worst-care-scenario simulations. Excitement is yo…
Life is basically being put inside a body and personality you did not choose and having to be in the constant pursuit of happiness until you die.
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Life is basically being put inside a body and personality you did not choose an…
As an adult, sometimes being uninvited from events is more exciting than being invited to them.
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As an adult, sometimes being uninvited from events is more exciting than being …
Single missing socks reincarnate as Tupperware lids.
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Single missing socks reincarnate as Tupperware lids.
When you realise you overthink you overthink about overthinking only to overthink even more.
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When you realise you overthink you overthink about overthinking only to overthi…
Being an adult is realizing that $500 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own..
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Being an adult is realizing that $500 is a lot of money to owe and very little …
Periods are the only annoying thing that you wouldn’t want to go away unexpectedly.
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Periods are the only annoying thing that you wouldn’t want to go away unexpecte…
Anxiety is like being set on fire and trying to be calm about it while waiting for someone to put it out. But everyone around you is like, “What fire? Don’t worry about it.”
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Anxiety is like being set on fire and trying to be calm about it while waiting …
It would be kind of nice to have real time background music playing in your life just so that you know what kind of phase you are going through your life.
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It would be kind of nice to have real time background music playing in your lif…
So many broken children living in grown bodies mimicking adult lives.
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So many broken children living in grown bodies mimicking adult lives.
We spend the first 4 years of our lives learning how to stand and speak and the next 14 being told to sit down and shut up.
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We spend the first 4 years of our lives learning how to stand and speak and the…
Learn to distinguish between a person who talks to you in their free time & a person who frees time to talk to you.
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Learn to distinguish between a person who talks to you in their free time &…
Your bed never feels more comfortable or a more perfect temperature than when your alarm is going off.
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Your bed never feels more comfortable or a more perfect temperature than when y…
Sometimes we have deeper conversations in our head than with other people.
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Sometimes we have deeper conversations in our head than with other people.
If you pee in your dream and actually wet the bed, that's technically a dream come true.
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If you pee in your dream and actually wet the bed, that's technically a dre…
The voice in your head also changes from a child's to an adult with you as you grow up.
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The voice in your head also changes from a child's to an adult with you as …
Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other where they want to go eat, until one of them dies.
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Relationships are just two people constantly asking each other where they want …
Having one bar of wifi is worse than having no wifi at all.
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Having one bar of wifi is worse than having no wifi at all.
You only like the sound of pen clicks when you're the one clicking the pen.
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You only like the sound of pen clicks when you're the one clicking the pen.…
The camera is still the most fascinating invention. The thought of being able to completely capture a moment in time and see it in front of you is crazy.
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The camera is still the most fascinating invention. The thought of being able t…
Since your internal voice doesn’t have to breath, you can scream internally forever.
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Since your internal voice doesn’t have to breath, you can scream internally for…
There are two types of hotel guests in the world: those who ask when tomorrow’s breakfast begins, and those who ask when it ends.
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There are two types of hotel guests in the world: those who ask when tomorrow’s…
The definition of “getting stoned” has drastically changed over the past 2,000 years.
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The definition of “getting stoned” has drastically changed over the past 2,000 …
A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who know who you are.
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A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who know who you are…
If you spend the day doing nothing but drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, eating chocolate and listening to your favourite artist, on 21st century standards, you’ve had a pretty nice day. On 16th Punching bags could make great hugging bags if we would just calm down for a second.
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If you spend the day doing nothing but drinking coffee, smoking cigarettes, eat…
The older you get, the more you look forward to bedtime.
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The older you get, the more you look forward to bedtime.
Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancakes are more important than family.
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Blood is thicker than water. But, syrup is thicker than blood. Therefore pancak…
Thor Ragnarok is really all about how nothing unites two siblings then ganging up on the third sibling.
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Thor Ragnarok is really all about how nothing unites two siblings then ganging …
That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smart enough to know how not to be awkward.
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That feeling when you’re smart enough to know how awkward you are, but not smar…
Intelligence is like underwear. Its important that you have it, but not necessary that you show it off.
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Intelligence is like underwear. Its important that you have it, but not necessa…
Realme Narzo 30 India Launch Live Updates: Narzo 30 series price starts at Rs 8,999
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Realme Narzo 30 Pro, Narzo 30A Price in India, Specifications, Launch Live …
Sleeping is really weird: Every day, we go into a coma for several hours. During this time, we are paralyzed and vividly hallucinate. Then, we generally suffer amnesia about the whole thing.
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Sleeping is really weird: Every day, we go into a coma for several hours. Durin…
Growing up is like when a game you’re playing
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Growing up is like when a game you’re playing gets so complex that it’s not fun…
Depression is like drowning but you’re unable to die.
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Depression is like drowning but you’re unable to die.
People always criticise babies for crying, but if any adult was hungry and couldnt walk or talk, they'd probably cry too.
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People always criticise babies for crying, but if any adult was hungry and coul…
Someday you’re going to say goodbye to someone without realizing it’s the last time you’ll ever see them.
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Someday you’re going to say goodbye to someone without realizing it’s the last …
Wearing glasses outside while it’s raining is the unspoken bane of the optically challenged existence.
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Wearing glasses outside while it’s raining is the unspoken bane of the opticall…
When you’re criticised for being short, they’re really just saying the worse thing about you is that there isn’t more of you.
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When you’re criticised for being short, they’re really just saying the worse th…
Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our heads. Like the one you used to read this.
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Isn’t it weird we have a little voice in our heads. Like the one you used to re…
Every relationship is a language, and when you break up, you cannot speak it with anyone anymore.
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Every relationship is a language, and when you break up, you cannot speak it wi…
When you’re a child sleep gets in the way of life, but when you become an adult life gets in the way of your sleep.
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When you’re a child sleep gets in the way of life, but when you become an adult…
People only want you to be yourself if yourself is socially acceptable.
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People only want you to be yourself if yourself is socially acceptable.
Childhood is forcing yourself to nap. Adulthood is forcing yourself not to nap.
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Childhood is forcing yourself to nap. Adulthood is forcing yourself not to nap.…
The songs “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are about the same event from different perspectives.
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The songs “It’s Raining Men” and “Let the Bodies Hit the Floor” are about the s…
Schools tell you to express yourself and then suspend you when you do.
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Schools tell you to express yourself and then suspend you when you do.
You spend the first 25 years of your life growing into an adult, and only have 2-3 years to enjoy your full potential before your body decides it’s time to start decaying.
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You spend the first 25 years of your life growing into an adult, and only have …
Being an adult is looking forward to getting paid so you can instantly make your weekly payments and see what’s left for you to enjoy life.
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Being an adult is looking forward to getting paid so you can instantly make you…
One day aliens will find out that we have been constantly choosing our own species for Miss Universe and they’ll be very upset.
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One day aliens will find out that we have been constantly choosing our own spec…
When you’re a kid you want to be an adult so you can do whatever you want. When you’re an adult you want to be a kid so you can do whatever you want.
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When you’re a kid you want to be an adult so you can do whatever you want. When…
Med students are like Magicarps. You don’t have any useful skills, you get thrown out first in every encounter just to take a couple hits and gain experience, and one day you turn into a fabulous, Depression feels kinda like being a background character in your own story.
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Med students are like Magicarps. You don’t have any useful skills, you get thro…
Only difference between creepy and romantic is how attractive you find that person.
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Only difference between creepy and romantic is how attractive you find that per…
Our parents warned us for years about the ‘dangers’ of the internet while knowing nothing about it, then finally dove in and fell for every. Single. One.
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Our parents warned us for years about the ‘dangers’ of the internet while knowi…
The Best Definition Of “Home” Is The Place Where Water Tastes Normal.
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The Best Definition Of “Home” Is The Place Where Water Tastes Normal.
People who tell you to trust your gut must not understand what it’s like to have anxiety.
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People who tell you to trust your gut must not understand what it’s like to hav…
By law. You have to orbit the sun 21 times before you can drink.
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By law. You have to orbit the sun 21 times before you can drink.
If you’re aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are technically voice activated.
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If you’re aroused by dirty talk, your genitals are technically voice activated.…
Shrek is a movie about loving yourself despite your physical appearance, all the while making fun of Lord Farquaad for being short.
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Shrek is a movie about loving yourself despite your physical appearance, all th…
You were a meaningless stranger in someone’s life today. Wether you went to the grocery store, watched a movie, ate at a restaurant, or even stayed home all day, somebody went by you without thinking a Depression is like having a bad week and waking up 10 years later thinking what the f**k happened to your life
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You were a meaningless stranger in someone’s life today. Wether you went to the…
It’d be really cool if bags of dog food had toys the way cereal boxes do.
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It’d be really cool if bags of dog food had toys the way cereal boxes do.
Usually, the uglier the laugh, the more genuine it is.
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Usually, the uglier the laugh, the more genuine it is.
Ghosts killing people is really inefficient, that just makes more ghosts. The last thing a ghost needs is another angry ghost following them around for eternity.
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Ghosts killing people is really inefficient, that just makes more ghosts. The l…
If the people who started wars had to fight in them there’d be a lot less conflict in the world.
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If the people who started wars had to fight in them there’d be a lot less confl…
Anxiety is like having rules in a game that only penalises one person, except you’re that one person and its you who made all the rules.
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Anxiety is like having rules in a game that only penalises one person, except y…
The older you get the more you look back and realise how much of an idiot you were in the past.
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The older you get the more you look back and realise how much of an idiot you w…
It hurts the most when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, makes you feel so unwanted today.
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It hurts the most when the person that made you feel so special yesterday, make…
Depression and anxiety is a bit like radiation. There’s always a little bit in the background; but not enough to kill you. Then, once in a while, you get a free trip to Chernobyl.
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Depression and anxiety is a bit like radiation. There’s always a little bit in …
A true test of someone’s character is denying them what they want, and seeing how they deal with that.
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A true test of someone’s character is denying them what they want, and seeing h…
Maybe adults aren’t afraid of monsters under the bed anymore because we know that if we get eaten by one we won’t have to go to work the next day.
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Maybe adults aren’t afraid of monsters under the bed anymore because we know th…
The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the biggest design flaw of the human body.
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The fact that we can accidentally bite the insides of our cheeks has to be the …
Does anybody else have the fear of mistyping your password, and then retyping the same mistake into the confirm password.
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Does anybody else have the fear of mistyping your password, and then retyping t…
If you practice something incorrectly, you will always do it incorrectly. Practice doesn’t make perfect, practice makes permanent.
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If you practice something incorrectly, you will always do it incorrectly. Pract…
Adults would go totally crazy if they were expected to share their possessions the same way children are.
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Adults would go totally crazy if they were expected to share their possessions …
Tables are made so we don’t eat on the floor. Tablecloths were made so we don’t eat on the table. Placemats were made so we don’t eat off of the tablecloth. Plates were made so we don’t eat off the Breakfast cereal is way better as a midnight snack than it is as a breakfast food.
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Tables are made so we don’t eat on the floor. Tablecloths were made so we don’t…
Meeting the perfect partner at the wrong time, will f**k you up more then 99% of things that will go wrong in life
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Meeting the perfect partner at the wrong time, will f**k you up more then 99% o…
Being asked “Why are you depressed? Life is beautiful!” is like saying “Why do you have asthma? There is so much air!”
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Being asked “Why are you depressed? Life is beautiful!” is like saying “Why do …
“Sorry we’re clothed” would make a pretty good closed sign at a strip club.
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“Sorry we’re clothed” would make a pretty good closed sign at a strip club.
Adulthood is like a trip to the vet and we are the dog that was so excited for the car ride until we realised where we are going.
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Adulthood is like a trip to the vet and we are the dog that was so excited for …
A child eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a great time. An adult eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a terrible time.
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A child eating a cake in the middle of the night is having a great time. An adu…
The hardest part of being depressed is acting like you’re not.
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The hardest part of being depressed is acting like you’re not.
In Elementary School we were taught about the different types of clouds like that was information adults used everyday.
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In Elementary School we were taught about the different types of clouds like th…
Girls are so used to compliments that insults stick out to them. Guys are so used to insults that compliments stick out to him.
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Girls are so used to compliments that insults stick out to them. Guys are so us…
Everyone claims to have OCD until it's time to put the shopping cart in the cart corral.
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Everyone claims to have OCD until it's time to put the shopping cart in the…
A kid who just learned the alphabet must look at a computer keyboard and think grown-ups are a bunch of f**king idiots.
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A kid who just learned the alphabet must look at a computer keyboard and think …
Depression/anxiety convince you that both everyone and no-one cares.
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Depression/anxiety convince you that both everyone and no-one cares.
The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realising some people do this on purpose so they can exercise.
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The most disturbing thing about accidentally waking up at 4am is realising some…
As an adult, sometimes being uninvited from events is more exciting than being invited to them.
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As an adult, sometimes being uninvited from events is more exciting than being …
We probably struggle with insecurities because we compare our Behind-the-scenes with others best highlights.
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We probably struggle with insecurities because we compare our Behind-the-scenes…
Play video games for 4 hours straight and they will say you’re a addict, work 12 to 15 hours a day regularly and is totally normal.
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Play video games for 4 hours straight and they will say you’re a addict, work 1…
Grandparents wanting grandchildren are like kids asking for a puppy - they want something cute to play with but no responsibilities.
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Grandparents wanting grandchildren are like kids asking for a puppy - they want…
Asking “why are you depressed, life is so beautiful!” Is like asking “why do you have asthma, there’s so much air!”
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Asking “why are you depressed, life is so beautiful!” Is like asking “why do yo…
People miss School so much because it’s hands down the most consistent social environment you’ll ever be in.
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People miss School so much because it’s hands down the most consistent social e…
It would be cool if once you’ve walked to a location, you’d gain the ability to fast travel there forever.
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It would be cool if once you’ve walked to a location, you’d gain the ability to…
Thor Ragnarok casually glossed over the fact that the Hulk spent 2 years murdering people for sport.
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Thor Ragnarok casually glossed over the fact that the Hulk spent 2 years murder…
Most guys easily notice girls flirting with their friends but can't get the hint when a girl is flirting with them.
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Most guys easily notice girls flirting with their friends but can't get the…
Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experiences you can have while eating.
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Feeling a crunch in a non-crunchy food is one of the most terrifying experience…
Dogs have no way of actually knowing and comprehending that we’re in control of a car. To them it must just seem like you hop into this adventure box, and sometimes it takes you to the park, sometimes Just place your hand over chest. Feel the beat of your own heart. Appreciate that something is there working every second of the day to keep you alive.
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Dogs have no way of actually knowing and comprehending that we’re in control of…
As an adult, being gifted a few pairs of socks isn’t just being gifted a few pairs of socks, it’s being gifted with not having to go to the store to purchase a few pairs of socks in the near future.
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As an adult, being gifted a few pairs of socks isn’t just being gifted a few pa…
If Sign Language was the same the world over then it could be everyone’s second language and solve a lot of communication issues.
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If Sign Language was the same the world over then it could be everyone’s second…
Anything that is “grape” flavored tastes nothing like a grape. It tastes purple.
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Anything that is “grape” flavored tastes nothing like a grape. It tastes purple…
You know you’ve hit a new low when you’ve zoned-out and you’re conscious about it but you’re too lazy to come back to reality.
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You know you’ve hit a new low when you’ve zoned-out and you’re conscious about …
It is so unlikely to be in your 30s and have 5 close friends, that a show had to be made about it.
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It is so unlikely to be in your 30s and have 5 close friends, that a show had t…
We pay tax on items we purchase with money we earn that has already been taxed.
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We pay tax on items we purchase with money we earn that has already been taxed.…
Wifi is a tap, cellular data is a water bottle.
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Wifi is a tap, cellular data is a water bottle.
Late fees are strange. “Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let’s make it more expensive!”
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Late fees are strange. “Hey this person is struggling to pay this bill, let’s m…
We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don’t trust us enough to keep ourselves alive.
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We don’t have voluntary control over our internal organs because our brains don…
Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if you're clumsy enough.
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Any stairway is a stairway to heaven if you're clumsy enough.
Humans may be the smartest animals, but domestic animals manage to be able to get free food and shelter in exchange for just being there.
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Humans may be the smartest animals, but domestic animals manage to be able to g…
The worst part about being an adult is that no one cares what your favourite dinosaur is.
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The worst part about being an adult is that no one cares what your favourite di…
A murderer may have crossed your path, thought about killing you and thought “nah”
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A murderer may have crossed your path, thought about killing you and thought “n…
Yawning is like your body giving you the 20% battery message.
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Yawning is like your body giving you the 20% battery message.
Hot chocolate, chocolate milk, and a chocolate milkshake are all basically the same drink at different temperatures.
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Hot chocolate, chocolate milk, and a chocolate milkshake are all basically the …
At some point in your life, an attractive person passed by you and regretted not talking to you.
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At some point in your life, an attractive person passed by you and regretted no…
Insults only hurt when you already believe what they’re saying.
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Insults only hurt when you already believe what they’re saying.
Depression is living in a body that fights to survive with a mind that tries to die.
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Depression is living in a body that fights to survive with a mind that tries to…
Yeah sex is cool but have you ever woken up in the middle of the night only to realise that you can still sleep for a few more hours.
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Yeah sex is cool but have you ever woken up in the middle of the night only to …
Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself.
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Pretending to be sober in public is like doing your best impression of yourself…
One of the hardest decisions in life is deciding whether to stfu or go straight fuc**ng savage on ‘em.
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One of the hardest decisions in life is deciding whether to stfu or go straight…
Graduating from school is realising you’ve worked your whole life so you can now work your whole life.
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Graduating from school is realising you’ve worked your whole life so you can no…
Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen when you go to bed after cooking a fancy dinner.
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Being a real grown up isn’t cooking a fancy dinner, it’s having a clean kitchen…
Sign language not being a universal language was a huge missed opportunity.
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Sign language not being a universal language was a huge missed opportunity.
If only key items glowed in real life like they do in video games.
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If only key items glowed in real life like they do in video games.
The hardest part of being depressed is acting like you’re not.
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The hardest part of being depressed is acting like you’re not.
You know you’ve grown up when you start having nightmares about real life problems instead of things like dragons and quicksand.
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You know you’ve grown up when you start having nightmares about real life probl…
The dumbest thing we believed as children was that nap time was punishment.
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The dumbest thing we believed as children was that nap time was punishment.
We push so hard for every pet owner to spay/neuter their pets and adopt because of over population in shelters but we don’t encourage humans to do the same when we have an over population problem.
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We push so hard for every pet owner to spay/neuter their pets and adopt because…
People from states with nice roads may never understand what it’s like hitting a pothole so hard that your soul leaves your body for a moment and you feel an obligation to audibly apologize to your car.
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People from states with nice roads may never understand what it’s like hitting …
Whoever says “Money doesn’t bring happiness”, has never experienced being broke.
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Whoever says “Money doesn’t bring happiness”, has never experienced being broke…
The walls of hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of churches.
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The walls of hospitals have heard more sincere prayers than the walls of church…
Nightmares are bearable, for they die when you wake up. Good dreams, on the other hand, are unbearable. They take you to the pinnacle of your desires and then when you wake up, drop you into the abyss The Office shows us that interesting characters and good writing matter much more than a good setting.
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Nightmares are bearable, for they die when you wake up. Good dreams, on the oth…
If you laugh until it hurts, that’s technically taking an overdose of the best medicine.
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If you laugh until it hurts, that’s technically taking an overdose of the best …
What if everyone was born ugly. And only by improving your personality would your face mould and change into something beautiful.
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What if everyone was born ugly. And only by improving your personality would yo…
If humans can’t see air, can fish see water? But since humans can see water can fish see air?
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If humans can’t see air, can fish see water? But since humans can see water can…
No matter how hard you try, you can't technically predict your next thought, because if you do, you're already thinking it.
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No matter how hard you try, you can't technically predict your next thought…
Any room can be a panic room if your anxiety is bad enough.
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Any room can be a panic room if your anxiety is bad enough.
What if we stop reproducing for a year and adopt the kids who might deserve a better life?
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What if we stop reproducing for a year and adopt the kids who might deserve a b…
Water doesn't really have a taste, but when you mix water with another drink, it tastes "watery."
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Water doesn't really have a taste, but when you mix water with another drin…
If the universe is infinite and there are infinite realities, then why am I stuck in the one where I have to get up at 7am in the morning and do the same shit everyday until I die?
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If the universe is infinite and there are infinite realities, then why am I stu…
Even if I bury my face in a pillow, I can literally feel the bedroom light being on.
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Even if I bury my face in a pillow, I can literally feel the bedroom light bein…
When I was younger, I used to think couples not talking to each other in a restaurant were unhappy and regretful. Now I realise they may just be so at ease with each other that silence between them is Queue is just the letter Q and four silent vowels waiting in line.
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When I was younger, I used to think couples not talking to each other in a rest…
Adults that say “Kids today aren’t raised the same way we were. ” You’re the ones raising us".
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Adults that say “Kids today aren’t raised the same way we were. ” You’re the on…
I came to school to develop an education. All I’ve managed to develop is an irrational fear of plagiarism.
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I came to school to develop an education. All I’ve managed to develop is an irr…
It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store where my pride realises I have too much shit to carry.
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It would serve me better if they put shopping carts in the middle of the store …
People say “even a broken clock is right twice a day”, but being right 2 times out of 86400 is still pretty sh*t.
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People say “even a broken clock is right twice a day”, but being right 2 times …
I don’t want to be super rich, I just want to make enough money that I can set up an automatic direct debit for all of my bills without fear of insufficient funds, and then forget about them forever.
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I don’t want to be super rich, I just want to make enough money that I can set …
Life is like soccer. My mother signed me up for it and I f**king hate soccer.
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Life is like soccer. My mother signed me up for it and I f**king hate soccer.
Never laugh at your significant other’s choices. You’re one of them.
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Never laugh at your significant other’s choices. You’re one of them.
I hate it when kids scream in public! You have no REAL problems. It should be me screaming… ME!
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I hate it when kids scream in public! You have no REAL problems. It should be m…
In 2020, the entire month of April will be 04/20.
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In 2020, the entire month of April will be 04/20.
The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results, but that’s also the definition of practice.
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The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting …
It’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long.
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It’s weird to think that people who are 5 ft are only 5 subways long.
Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked.
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Sometimes I just need a hug with no questions asked.
An alternate Harry Potter timeline where Harry is sorted into Slytherin and gradually descends into becoming a dark wizard would be pretty neat.
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An alternate Harry Potter timeline where Harry is sorted into Slytherin and gra…
Every time you drive by a hospital, you’re probably near lots of people who are having either the worst day of their life, the best day of their life, the first day of their life, or the last day of I cannot fight with people, because my mind is constantly coming with counterarguments to my own arguments.
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Every time you drive by a hospital, you’re probably near lots of people who are…
When I’m at a friend’s house I have no problem with helping them do the dishes, but when I’m home, there is literally nothing else I hate more, than doing them.
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When I’m at a friend’s house I have no problem with helping them do the dishes,…
Equality isn’t everyone getting the same thing, but rather everyone receiving what they need to have an equal opportunity.
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Equality isn’t everyone getting the same thing, but rather everyone receiving w…
The worst part about growing up is learning about how f**ked up the world is
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The worst part about growing up is learning about how f**ked up the world is
1997: Don’t trust anyone on the Internet, don’t get in stranger’s cars. 2017: Use the Internet to get in a stranger’s car.
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1997: Don’t trust anyone on the Internet, don’t get in stranger’s cars. 2017: U…
I find it very depressing that the last time you go out to play with your friends as a child, you don't realise it is indeed the last time.
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I find it very depressing that the last time you go out to play with your frien…
Bread is just like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
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Bread is just like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
It would be weird if a human yelled out “Anyone wanna f**k?” but birds do it all day and nobody cares.
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It would be weird if a human yelled out “Anyone wanna f**k?” but birds do it al…
Usually, the uglier the laugh, the more genuine it is.
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Usually, the uglier the laugh, the more genuine it is.
If you aren’t confident about your looks, just remember that you look like your ancestors and they all got laid.
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If you aren’t confident about your looks, just remember that you look like your…
English class is like a conspiracy theory class because they will find meaning in absolutely anything.
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English class is like a conspiracy theory class because they will find meaning …
Maybe the reason why some of us stay up late at night and sleep all through the day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet
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Maybe the reason why some of us stay up late at night and sleep all through the…
Having social anxiety feels like you’re in a theatre play without a script.
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Having social anxiety feels like you’re in a theatre play without a script.
Snakes kill in two ways: with hugs and with kisses.
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Snakes kill in two ways: with hugs and with kisses.
The farther away you can wave hi to someone, the closer you are as friends.
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The farther away you can wave hi to someone, the closer you are as friends.
Depressed people don’t want to die, they just want to stop feeling the way they do.
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Depressed people don’t want to die, they just want to stop feeling the way they…
20 years ago it was exciting to go online and talk with someone from far far away. Now it's exciting to go online and find someone who happens to live nearby.
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20 years ago it was exciting to go online and talk with someone from far far aw…
I wonder how many decisions I have made that inadvertently saved my life.
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I wonder how many decisions I have made that inadvertently saved my life.
As an adult, I just realized I can go to the zoo whenever I want.
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As an adult, I just realized I can go to the zoo whenever I want.
Amazon Quiz 22 February 2021 Answers Win Rs.20000 Pay
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Fejo - Adithattu Cypher Lyrics ft MC Musthi, Kavo, Ibnu Kopz, Thamburaan [Malayalam Rap] Prod Jeffin Jestin
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Tu Hi Hai Meri Zindagi Lyrics: The song is sung by Nikhil D’Souza, and has mus…
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