1.Diamonds are expensive because they're considered rare even though tens of thousands of stores around the world sell them and always have them in stock.
2.People who don't understand how Clark Kent can pass as superman have never seen Tony Hawk without a skateboard
3.It's strange how there are billions of solar systems out there and the Miss Universe is always an earthling.
4.Bed is most comfortable when you’re not supposed to be there.
5.Two grown adults calling each other "shithead" isn't that far off from two kindergarteners calling each other "poopyhead."
6.You use math in the real world when helping your kid with their homework.
7.If you do the same thing for 8 hours a day, that's madness, but if you get paid for it, then it's a job.
8.It is acceptable for you to offer to watch a stranger's child for payment, but inappropriate to offer to do so for free.
10.The only person happy you ran through the red light and did not get caught is you